I seriously don't have anything more to say about these photos. We basically have a standing policy here at Celebrity Milkshake that if you're A) Female B) Hot C) In a bikini, your pics go up. And yet, even though these shots of Ashley Tisdale in Mexico fit all those criteria, I almost broke the rule due to the fact that they're incredibly boring. Still, rules are rules and that's why these pics are here. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go run naked to the convent and punch the hell out of some nuns. Rules are rules, dammit!

We only seem to talk about Ashley Tisdale when she's in a bikini, but I don't think anyone minds. That is, unless you're actually looking for reviews and commentary on the latest Disney Channel movies, and if so, you're at the wrong damn place. Now, the beauty of Ashley Tisdale is that she has a fantastic ass, and better yet, she knows she has a fantastic ass. That's why she wears a tiny bikini and is always crawling around - on the sand, on the chair, on some dude, whatever, it works. Someone build this girl a house right on the beach - if she never left it, I would be a happy man.

Ashley Tisdale seems determined to move past her Disney roots and sex up her image like many other former Disney stars have done in the past. A good way to do this is by posing for sultry photo shoots in your underwear while also showing off a little more cleavage than usual in a tight-fitting tank-top. I like where she's going with this.

High School Musical star and queen of the deviated septum so I got a nose-job crowd, Ashley Tisdale was photographed grabbing a little time in the sun. As someone who shows up to a lot of events in shoulder-exposed dresses, Ashley knows it's important to avoid those unsightly tan lines, so she does the photographer a favor and removes her top. Keep it up Ashley, I like where this is going. I apologize for the blurry pics, as apparently they were taken from a satellite over Mexico.

While her High School Musical co-stars were busy getting prepared for The Academy Awards, Ashley Tisdale was vacationing in Mexico with family while wearing a tiny black bikini. Unfortunately, the photos are on the blurry side and must've been taken with a telephoto lens from about a mile away. Either that or the paparazzi started drinking way too much tequila once they got south of the border. Even so, Ashley has clearly kept her body in great shape over the winter.

Ashley Tisdale may go through life with a constant scowl on her face that makes her look less attractive than she actually is, and genetics may not have blessed her with a naturally beautiful nose, but she does have a tight little body that looks great in a bikini. Fortunately, she's aware of this fact, so she posed in her bikini for a recent issue of Shape magazine. The photographer was also skilled enough to take a picture of Ashley while she was actually smiling, which is more difficult than it sounds.

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