Jennifer Love Hewitt is on vacation in Hawaii and turned out to be every man's perfect girl (like we didn't know that before). Not only does she play sports for fun, but she also does it in a bikini and high-heels. Now, I could mention that she has excellent form while playing both tennis and basketball, but then I'd be lying. I have no idea how her form is, and really, I don't care - I'm not looking. I'm just going to nod, believe that every one of her shots went in, and smile a lot. It seems like the right thing to do with these photos.

I know it's now been a while since Comic-Con, but it's also been a while since we featured Jennifer Love Hewitt, and I figured that was unacceptable. Here are some shots of her (and douchebag Jamie "I Get To Sleep With This Girl Next to Me" Kennedy) at the event. I'm really not sure what she was promoting here, if anything. It seems like her job was to stand around, smile, and look hot. If so, I hope they paid her well, because she was freakin' employee of the month at that task.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is usually the best dressed star at any event. Therefore, it's hard for me to imagine that she owns these clothes, much less wears them. Tiny skirt under a huge camo-shirt and leather boots with giant socks? My head hurts. J-Lo-Hew, I demand you take those clothes off right now. No, don't go into a changing room, do it here on the street. Seriously, you're embarrassing all of us. It's best you just get naked.

Maxim's Annual Hot 100 List is coming out later this week, but they've thrown out some teasers for your enjoyment. This year's number one: Olivia Wilde, the bisexual doctor on House. Mmmhmm, clearly her wild side has been hidden behind lab coats and yearly checkups. I would go out of my way to get a prostate exam from her - not because she's hot, but because she has chubby fingers that I think would be good for the process. That's what we're all looking at here, right? Her fingers? Yeah, hot.

The rest of the list isn't too shabby either:

1. Olivia Wilde
2. Megan Fox
3. Bar Refaeli
4. Malin Akerman
5. Mila Kunis
6. Eliza Dusku
7. Adriana Lima
8. Rihanna
9. Jordana Brewster
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Maxim, you've once again proven you're the best list maker in the country. Now please, rate the top songs of the 1990s - VH1 keeps screwing it up.

Access Hollywood really swung for the fences on this story, with the type of hard-hitting journalism that wins awards. Their panel of experts concluded that Scarlett Johansson has the best celebrity breasts. Thanks for clearing that up because the rest of us hadn't noticed, not at all. Rounding out the top 5 were Salma Hayek (who should get bonus points because her breasts are heroic), Halle Berry, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is on the cover of the May 2009 issue of Maxim magazine - a good 10 years after she last appeared on their cover. She may not be nearly as hot as she was back then, but when you consider that her entire career has been based on her having a great rack that she refuses to ever completely show off, I suppose not much has changed.

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her fiance, Scottish actor Ross McCall, ended their engagement over the holidays. People magazine reports:

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her fiancé Ross McCall have called it quits, PEOPLE has learned.

"They broke up over the holidays and have ended their engagement," says a source close to the couple. "They're both really sad about this. Even their friends are surprised; they seemed really happy. Everyone just wants the best for both of them."

The Ghost Whisperer star, 29, got engaged to the Scottish actor, 32, in November 2007 after dating for two years.

I feel bad for Ross McCall; he starts dating Jennifer Love Hewitt and she immediately gains a bunch of weight, then as soon as she gets her figure back they breakup. In the future when people ask him what it was like dating a hot American actress he'll just respond with a confused look on his face, much like a player for the Detroit Lions when someone asks what it's like to play for an NFL team.