There were a ton of celebrity Halloween costumes, most of which turned average-looking whores into average-looking whores in brightly colored cleavage-enhancing outfits. It's really the best holiday ever. That being said, I'm going to focus on the good and the bad - literally:

Mariah Carey, and husband no-one-cares-about Nick Cannon, went as angels for Halloween. I'm not sure who gave her permission for that one. Even if God himself parted the clouds and gave her the OK, I'm still thinking, "Yeah, did you see Glitter, God? No? You knew to stay away from that piece of garbage? Ah, now I see why you're all-knowing." I like the boobs though, Mariah - nothing says heavenly creature like boobs. Seriously.

On the other hand, AnnaLynne McCord went as some sort of evil Batgirl knock-off, making it OK for me to create my own superhero: The AnnaLynne-McCord-Fiend. You don't even want to know what my power is (...it's masturbating to AnnaLynne McCord. Don't try to steal it, it's copyrighted).

I've gone through our celebrity archives (it's in my mom's basement...next to my room), and it turns out that we only talk about 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord when she's in a bikini or inappropriately eating food. There's never any stupid quotes, boring noble deeds or artsy projects - Just bikinis and bananas. Like these photos of her and her sisters Angel and Rachel in Malibu. Do you see one intelligent thought in AnnaLynne's head? Nope, just running and playing and hugging - Oh, so much hugging. Thanks AnnaLynne, you make Monday's bearable. Now here, eat this hot dog.

They say bad things come in three, and last week's body count certainly proved it: MJ, Charlie's Angel and Eddie McMahon. Sad stuff. That's why I'm declaring this week as, "Awesome in Three's Week." Good things are going to happen in triple, and we're kicking it off with 90210 doing some 3x hottie filming by the pool. Annalynne McCord, Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Stroup, wearing bikinis, eating ice cream, being bitches - ah, life is good. Ok karma, let's get some more of this. Seriously, you owe us. And if you could somehow incorporate whipped cream, pigtails and Bar Refaeli, well, that'd be pretty good too.

90210 star AnnaLynne McCord is featured in a new instructional book to be released later this month, "How to Become a Successful Hollywood Actress." Just a tip for the girls out there taking notes for the casting couch, AnnaLynne is using way too much teeth here, but she does earn bonus points for placing her own hand on the back of her head.

If you have no idea who AnnaLynne McCord actually is, there's good reason: she barely qualifies as a celebrity at this point. However, she does star on the new version of 90210, so that means at least a few thousand viewers may still remember her once that show gets canceled.

Anyhoo, she showed up to the beach in Miami in a black bikini looking so skinny that her bellybutton may just rip open at some point from being stretched too thin, then put on a real show for the photographers by pretending to eat a cheeseburger. You can tell by the way she's trying to eat that this is clearly unfamiliar territory for the young actress.

AnnaLynne McCord stars in the new 90210 and demonstrates in the photo above how she landed the gig. Just kidding - it took way more than that.

Holy Taco presents The 7 Most Annoying People at Thanksgiving Dinner. Spot on and includes some real gems, especially the part about the extremely old grandmother.

Screen captures of Adriana Lima in the latest Victoria's Secret commercial that pretty much makes my head explode every time it's on, which is a lot. Hands down the best bra advertisement of all time.

Lindsay Lohan busted by a security camera making herself a Vodka and Redbull. Big shocker.

Check out this cat who enjoys riding around on a Roomba.

Hands down my favorite news tidbit of the week, right wing psycho bitch Ann Coulter had her jaw wired shut. What a glorious day.

Imogen Baily is Australian for hot, or at least her Maxim photo spread is.

Hilary Duff's booty looks great in a tight pair of jeans.

Was Heidi and Spencer's Mexico wedding fake? Mexico requires bloodwork and other procedures that makes it nearly impossible to accomplish in such a short period of time. Given that everything else about these two asshole is fake, I wouldn't be surprised.

Rihanna shows some boob wearing a bustier at the American Music Awards.