Heidi Klum, who is about ten billion-trillion-million-billion times more famous than her "I was sort-of famous in the 90's and now I'm Heidi Klum's bitch" husband Seal, is apparently dropping her last name and taking his last name. No, it's not Seal. Apparently Seal has another name - yeah, I was shocked too.

Seal doesn't even use it, but that hasn't stopped Heidi Klum from taking her singer husband's last name.

The supermodel and Project Runway host, 36, filed a petition Monday in L.A. to change her surname to "Samuel."

Her decision to take Seal's last name (his full name is Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel) comes four years after they wed.

Klum is due this month with her fourth child, a daughter. She and Seal have two sons, Henry, 3, and Johan, 2, and Seal, 46, is the adoptive father of Klum's daughter Leni, 5. (Us Magazine)

Ok, that's it - I'm positive Seal is blackmailing her. There's no other reason for Heidi to be doing this, or for them to even be together in the first plae. And don't give me that "love" crap, that's an emotion made up by Hallmark and Disney, and I ain't falling for it, no sirree.

Why is it that my Star Trek movies left me dateless in my mother's basement throughout high school, but J.J. Abrams's Star Trek movie brought together the world's hottest women? The premier not only gave a chance for gorgeous girls to wear tight clothes and get their picture taken, but they also geeked out, making the Vulcan hand salute. Someone explain to me, then, why the only breasts I got close to from Star Trek were my friend Larry's pair. The man weighed 300 pounds! Something is very, very wrong here!

I have no idea what brand of handbags Heidi Klum is posing with for this photo shoot and the truth is I don't really care. I like to focus on the important things, like the fact that Heidi will turn 36 this June and she still looks as good as she did in her 20's.

Here's a line-up of Victoria's Secret models, and to make this headline as sexist and offensive as possible: yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes. As if the clarification was necessary.

Sophia Bush pretty much always looks great, and her appearance in a tight-fitting white dress is no exception.

When redneck's end up with a bunch of money, they just expand as opposed to changing their ways. For example, the redneck trailer mansion.

Josh Holloway from LOST is going to be a father.

Emma Watson says she's ready to get naked on camera if the part is right. She just turned 18, so that didn't take long.

Aubrey O'Day is trying to get attention Lindsay Lohan style and is apparently now a lesbian. I think she's just a slut.

Hilary Duff gets a little nippy going around town without a bra.

The dad from the TV show ALF is no longer in showbiz these days, but he is a fan of gay sex and crack, so at least he has that going for him.

Megan Fox wears a see-through shirt around little boys.

Supermodel turned actress turned reality TV host Heidi Klum got back to her modeling ways and posed for a photo shoot for the December 2008 issue of In Style magazine. Heidi has been around for quite some time now, but she still looks great.