The wave of celebrity burglaries is clearly slowing, as the latest target was not Paris but her lesser-known and lesser-cared about sister Nicky Hilton. Gosh, whatever will we do.

"It's unbelievable how my sister called the cops over an hour ago and they still haven't shown up. Her house just got robbed, so messed up," Paris posted on her Twitter page around 3:30 PM PST on Tuesday. "I HATE people who steal! It's so wrong! I hope they catch whoever did this! There has (sic) been so many robberies lately. So scary!"

It was around this time last year that Paris' Hollywood Hills home was burglarized, with a reported $2 million in jewelry and other items taken from the home. However, a number of the stolen items were later returned to her in October 2009.

Earlier this month, four people accused of burglarizing the homes of celebrities - including Paris, Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom and Rachel Bilson - pleaded not guilty to felony burglary charges.

While no details of the items possibly taken from Nicky's home on Tuesday were immediately available, Paris expressed thanks that a few of her sister's personal possessions were accounted for.

"The cops just finally got to Nicky's house," she wrote around 4 PM PST. "She thought her cats escaped in the robbery but she just found them under the bed. Thank God." (Access Hollywood)

I really don't know what Nicky Hilton has in her home, but I feel it's got to be the same as any other Hilton residence - little bars of soap and shampoo, towels you can take for a price and mints on the pillow. I take that stuff whenever I visit...damn, maybe I was the robber?

I didn't think people in New Zeland had a sense of humor... I didn't really have a reason to think that, they just never struck me as funny. I stand corrected today, though, as fun billboards (like the one above) have started popping up throughout the country. Needless to say, Paris Hilton is not happy...and still dumb.

The photo, which shows Hilton partying, has the word "vacant" written in giant-sized lettering across it.

Hilton's Los Angeles-based manager Jamie Freed said Wellington billboard company, Media5, had no permission to use Hilton's image, and they could expect to hear from Hilton's lawyers.

I don't think you could get away with that in the states. Now because Paris would be even angrier, but because no one would put up an ad after she touched the space. Who knows what diseases your product would get? Better just to go with Main Street - as least those billboards get tested.

Have you been hysterically sobbing for two months since the tragic break-up of Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt? Well, cheer up person who doesn't exist because no one could possibly be that stupid, they're back together!

"They are definitely happy again," a source close to the couple -- who called it quits in June after four months of dating -- tells Us Magazine.

A rep for Reinhardt has no comment.

On Monday, Reinhardt, 23, posted on Twitter: "What an amazing weekend with my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much!"

The day before that, he wrote: "Laying in bed watching SportsCenter with my girl."

Hilton, 28, declared she'd wed Reinhardt -- who dated Lauren Conrad on The Hills -- last April.

"He's going to be my husband," she told E! "We're best friends. It's not like we just met. We've known each other over the past year. I was in a relationship before and we reconnected. I'm really in love and really happy."

The reasonable person in me knows that Paris Hilton marrying anyone would be a terrible idea. On the other hand, the celebrity blogger in me knows that that Paris Hilton marrying anyone would be a hilarious idea! The boozing, the whoring, the partying, it all would be really sad/fantastic. I hope she thinks long-and-hard/rushes into this decision. I really don't/do want to see her make a stupid mistake, be heart-broken and wind up as a crack addict on the streets. Paris, please make good/life-destroying-awful decisions.

Are you sitting down. No, seriously, sit down, this news is not something you should hear while standing. Apparently, Paris Hilton said that Michael Jackson's daughter is named after her:

"My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13," Paris explains. "So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she's such a beautiful little girl and I'm proud we have the same name." (Extra)

Oh you poor, poor girl. No, not you, stupid-whore-socialite-whore-Paris, but the innocent kid. It's bad enough to have Michael Jackson as a father, but Paris Hilton as a namesake too?! Just awful. The worst part is, there are tons of things you still don't know about her, like she only wears Rosie O'Donnell's hand-me-downs, she bathes only in Danny DeVito's sweat and her middle name is HitlerSatanJong-ilSpears. That's right, her full name is Paris "Hilton" HitlerSatanJong-ilSpears Jackson. Hmmmm, actually, that does sort of sound like the best porn name ever. Hey Paris, you got a career already picked out for you, and what joy, it matches your messed up life.

Paris Hilton was in Dubai and did what everyone does there - make out with dolphins in rainbow glasses. It's actually kind of sweet, the two met at a bar and one thing led to another... After, they emailed back and forth for a while, but the dolphine broke it off when he learned he had caught syphilis, herpes and crabs, which seems amusing because he lives in the ocean, but it's not... it's really not. The dolphin did get his own reality show out of it, though: Blow Hos, coming soon to MTV. It's gonna be great.

How do you know you're a stupid spoiled whore who's been in the spotlight too long? When you're jealous of someone else's failing marriage because they get more attention than you. According to a Page Six rumor, that's just how Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are feeling these days:

"Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies," said a source. "That's why Lindsay has been causing so much havoc and pulling these antics. And why Paris had a big blowup with Doug [Reinhardt]." The married stars of Jon & Kate Plus 8 on TLC have been garnering attention from all the glossies, which have seen circulation boosts from their alleged infidelities and family struggles.

I took Psych 101 in college, and this is clearly a simple case of acting out for attention. The way to deal with it: Roll up a newspaper and smack them on the nose when they're bad. What, right, I took Dog Psych 101 in college. Still, I have a feeling it will work in this situation, probably better than your newfangled ways for people. Just follow my rules, and if they're good, you can give them a treat. Huh Paris, would you like a treat, would ya'? Good girl. And tomorrow we get you neutered. See, much better.

The news about Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt's split is making its way around Hollywood, and everyone's got a snarky comment to make. Lauren Conrad, formerly of The Hills and now of, um, nothing, was on The Billy Bush show when it was brought up. Lauren had dated Doug way back when and showed more emotion after learning the news than she ever had in her life.

"I didn't know that!" she said. "I thought they were a good match."

Lauren then hilariously badmouthed both of them for 20 minutes. She said the heiress ruled the relationship and Doug was just along for the ride. Because nothing is hotter then when a girl gets all catty. Am I right, fellas?

"(Doug) had fun," Lauren said of the formerly inseparable pair. "That's all that matters."

"Oh wait," Lauren continued. "I meant that Doug had herpes. That's really all that matters." Yep, it sure is.