Crystal Rock Audigier - daughter of fashion designer Christian Audigier - turned 16 over the weekend, so daddy held an over-the-top extravagant birthday bash. The details include Nicky and Paris Hilton delivering two cars (because someone who's only now old enough to drive can't be hampered with only one expensive ride), performances by T.I. and The Pussycat Dolls, and various other celebrities showing up. It's good to see a father who doesn't let all of his money and connections get in the way of raising a daughter with old fashioned values and a solid work ethic. It's hilarious that Paris Hilton was there considering this girl seems to be her heir apparent in the making. Let's do a checklist...

Rich family - check.

Celebrity connections - check.

Blonde - check.

Great body and willing to wear slutty short dresses and high heels - check.

Sex video - probably coming soon.

This is the part where I remind myself that she's just turning 16 years old, but seriously, if a girl dresses like that I think she's fair game and I'm only a borderline pervert as opposed to a potential sex offender.

What's that officer? It doesn't make a difference you say?