Awww, Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez broke up earlier this week. Now who am I going to not care about as I don't watch Yankees games (der a buncha bums). Aparently, though, that was the exact reason they ended thier relationship - Kate wanted more attention at the games and Alex wanted to hit her in the face with a baseball.

"[Hudson] wanted more camera time each and every game," the pal tells Usmagazine.com. "She would always want to be styled before games and she'd insist on front-row seats." Her motivation, the friend says, was more of a PR move than genuine devotion. "It was a turnoff to have a girlfriend who always wanted to be on camera," the source quips. "Alex wanted someone who was more interested in building a long-term relationship than just building their profile."

For those confused by the timeline of the couple's split and who initiated what, the A-Rod friend insists that "he broke up with her over a week ago," but they continued to spend time together publicly after the fact. "Alex wanted to end this relationship well over a month ago," the source says, but the baseball star, 34, didn't want to disrupt Hudson's premieres and promotional events for her new film Nine. "He felt that would be counterproductive and unfair to her."

And while many reports claim that a jealous Rodriguez "smothered" Hudson, 30, the friend suggests the opposite was the case, observing, "She seemed compelled to track and follow his every move" during his busy pre- and post-season schedule.

Ultimately, the pal says that Hudson tried to give Rodriguez "an ultimatum" and to "fast track" the relationship. "He's just coming off of a 13-year relationship with his ex-wife and a recent divorce," the friend points out. "He has two lovely children with his ex-wife, and that requires a certain amount of responsibility. She gave him ultimatums that a newly divorced father can't meet."

The friend says that things ended amicably -- and maturely. "They're two mature adults. She did take the relationship seriously, and he has a lot of respect for her. They had some really wonderful times together."

If there is one thing to say for both of them, it's that they handled their relationship very well in public. They both looked very calm and collected, even now. Of course, when the doors shut and Kate begins sobbing uncontrollably and throwing Alex's awards at him, well, there's a reason she was great in How To Lose A Guy.... Which, uh, I never saw. Ever. I've never even seen a copy of the DVD case, I swear!

In what's turning out to be Super-Thin-Chicks-Day here at Celebrity Milkshake, Kate Moss is in trouble for saying she lived by the slogan, "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." Like the rest of you, I'm outraged by this comment - clearly, having a man in your life is better than all of that. Of course, to get a man, you need to be skinny, so I guess Kate was right after all. Outrage, taken back.

"Comments like this make it even more difficult for young people struggling with an eating disorder," said Mary George, a representative of a British eating disorder charity called Beat. "She probably doesn't realize how dangerous such comments can be."

In fact, that exact comment is a slogan posted on many Web sites that encourage girls not to eat and pushes those with anorexia or bulimia over the edge.

Model Katie Green also considered her statement "shocking and irresponsible," especially because Moss has a seven-year-old daughter, Lila Grace.

"Kate is a mother herself and how would parents with children suffering from eating disorders feel reading something like this?" said Green, who has been campaigning to stop the use of ultra-thin models in runway shows. "[Kate] should really have thought before she spoke like most of us do before giving interviews."

Moss' modeling agency, Storm, however, said her words were misconstrued.

"This was part of a longer answer Kate gave during a wider-ranging interview, which has unfortunately been taken out of context and completely misrepresented," the agency said in a statement. "For the record, Kate does not support this as a lifestyle choice."

That actually correct. Let's set the record straight right here - Kate's full quote was: "Yes, it's true, I do like to kill puppies and eat them, but there's just so much fat on their little bodies. And you know, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. I'm a model, so I gave up my puppy-killing-eating ways and focused on my career. It was the right choice." There, don't you all feel better?

In a new interview with Elle UK, Kate Hudson said she has men all figured out: all we want is sex and food. I'd disagree with her, but, you know, it's hard to do when I'm eating, naked and sexing.

When it comes to men, Kate Hudson's got it all figured out. The actress who's been dating New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez for nearly six months breaks it down.

"I love boys," says the star, whose pre-Rodriguez loves include Owen Wilson, Dax Shepard, Lance Armstong and ex-husband Chris Robinson.

But boys, she quips, are "so easy to figure out." Paraphrasing celebrity shrink Dr. Laura Schlesinger, she says, "What did Dr. Laura say? Something like, 'All men want is sex and for you to make them a sandwich.' I thought that was really funny -- and not entirely untrue."

She elaborates: "If you had a bubble above their head, they'd be thinking about game scores, masturbation, and food."

I'm sorry, what did she say? I was distracted by, well, um, uh...what was I saying? I saw a sandwich and it made me think of masturbating and, uh, were you saying something? I think you were saying something.

Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez are a pretty awesome and awesome-acting couple. I mean, he's jacked up on steroids and she's taken a record amount of drugs after being married to The Black Crow's lead singer for so many years - There's a lot to love. This includes each other's bodies, as two have been having insane sex, and telling everyone.

Apparently, New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez is a homerun in the bedroom. That's what girlfriend Kate Hudson has been telling close pals, according to the new Us Weekly (on newsstands now).

"They love sex!" a pal tells Us Weekly of the pair who began dating in May. "They talk about it all day. Kate gets graphic talking about his body, even to her parents."

Still, Hudson, 30, is aware of Rodriguez's playboy rep: During his five-year marriage to wife Cynthia, he stepped out with stripper Joslyn Noel Morse; another fling recalls portraits of the slugger as a centaur hanging over his bed.

She won't have to worry about him straying, pals tells Us: "She's with him every second," says a source.

"Did I say 'With him every second?' I meant, "In him every second," the source continued. "At the grocery store, in the park, on the baseball field during game time. Hey, that's love for you."

Oh you poor poor bastard. Kate Hudson posed with her son Ryder Robinson for a photo-shoot in New York City and basically confirmed her status as "Ultimate MILF." I really don't think she thought this one through. I mean, when Ryder (who has already been cursed with the dumbest name I've heard in a while) gets a little older, he's going to have this conversation with every single idiot who comes to his house:

Man: Dude, your mom is hot.
Ryder: Shut up.
Man: No seriously, I'd bang her.
Ryder: Shut up.
Man: No seriously, seriously, did you see these photos of her?
Ryder: Yes, I'm in them. Shut up.
Man: I'm going to go bang your mom, ok? I'll talk to you later.
Ryder: ... fine. Give me a call when you're done. We'll hang out.

Good job Kate Hudson - you clearly make excellent life choices for your kid.

Kate Hudson decided to play some tennis recently in Malibu, so naturally someone had to photograph the event. Needless to say, that tight little tennis dress suits her very nicely. I'm fairly certain she would be able to beat most guys in a game of tennis because it's difficult to run quickly back and forth with an erection.

After trolling around with Madonna for the past few weeks since her divorce from Guy Richie became public, Alex Rodriguez may have finally realized that he's a famous, wealthy athlete and can do a hell of a lot better than banging some past-her-prime hag in her 50's.

Sources say that A-rod and Kate Hudson were spotted getting very cozy at the Fontainebleau Hotel grand opening in Miami Beach last weekend. The New York Daily News reports:

“Hudson had her arms completely wrapped around A-Rod’s waist and every time he leaned over to talk to anyone she would pull him back toward her,” our South Beach spy snitched. “They were laughing and giggling all night.” Latin beauty Sofia Vergara tried to thwart Hudson’s flirtations, leaning over the table, her ample assets in A-Rod’s face, as she gushed about how much she loved the ball player. But Hudson was quick to whisper something in his ear that brought his attention right back to her.

I'm no fan of A-rod, but I'm glad he's finally seen the light. I also love how Kate Hudson looks like a much younger, blonder, more attractive version of Madonna, which must be driving her absolutely crazy right about now. I wonder if the Kabbalah religion says anything specific about being a controlling psychopath?

Anyway, here are some pictures of Ms. Hudson at the event.