Holy mother of child, what is happening here? I remember growing up and watching the Teen Choice Awards and being bored as hell. Even as little Alex, I knew that Jim Carrey making another stupid face or Will Smith going, "WOO!" again was the dumbest thing on television. So when did the award show become Hottietown, population: Awesome? I'm mainly focused on Megan Fox rocking massive cleavage for her audience of fourteen-year-olds, but Miley Cyrus pretending to be a stripper on the pole isn't bad either. If this is the message we're sending to the upcoming generation, well, then, the future is going to be amazing!