Back in the mid-2000s, when Britney Spears was fat and crazy, life was just a little harder. Think back, didn't you feel like you needed to step up your game a little bit more? Like there was a void of sexiness in the world and everyone needed to help fill it. We all had to eat a little better, work out a little harder, bathe a little more frequently - It was a nightmare! Luckily, Britney is back to her old self, being sexy, posing by the pool in LA, wearing glamorous hats, and we're all off the hook. Thank God. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a chocolate-filed-and-glazed-fried-donut-covered-in-honey-and-served-next-to-three-thousand-ribs to consume. Stay beautiful, Britney.