Jessica Simpson was out partying with her sister Ashlee over the weekend and got very very VERY drunk. At least, that's what people at the bar said. I can't really tell with Southern girls. Either that smile means they're wasted and a good time, or friendly but will punch-you-out if you make a move. I'm not sure if it's the beef steroids that their farmer fathers inject them with or the fact that they have pig lifting contests for fun, but those girls are freakishly strong. I assume Jessica is the same way, it's the only way she kept up with Tony Romo for so long. I heard she made him sob nightly, and not in the "I'm so happy to be sleeping next to all this" kind of way.