You think, "Hollywood Star", and it's pretty much assumed they can get any chick they want. It comes with the territory. But then you think, "Seth Rogan", and you're pretty sure he'd have trouble scoring with the girl behind the Starbucks counter. Not the hot one either...the other one. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about. It turns out that Seth didn't know his own limitations and went for the brass ring - a kiss from Megan Fox. He missed, fell of the carousel and then got trampled by 3,000 children.

On Thursday's Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Seth recalled how they both appeared on the ABC late night show two years ago, and he was immediately struck when the Transformers stunner walked into his dressing room.

"She literally came in to my dressing room in sweatpants and a T-shirt, and everyone in the room stopped talking and stared," he said. "Everyone thought I had won a prize or something."

Rogen said that Fox was nervous because it was her first time on a talk show, so she asked him to sit with her on Kimmel's couch while she was being interviewed. The actor said he was happy to oblige and figured he could even sneak in a quick smooch because "often the male guest takes it upon himself to plant a small kiss on the cheek of the female guest as they come out."

"I thought to myself, 'When in my life will I ever get to kiss this woman? Now's my chance!'" Rogen explained. "So I tried to do it, and to my memory, she physically stopped me from doing it and basically rejected me on television."

He is still hurting. Rogen quipped, "These last two years have been rough." (Us Magazine)

Poor Seth Rogan, the Entourage guys hate him, Megan Fox hates him, I hate him for doing that terrible mall cop movie, it's a tough life. But cheer up Seth, I'll tell you what I tell the hundreds of girls begging me for dates that I turn down daily: "You've got a great personality and you're very funny and someday soon you'll find a great guy who's just right for you. But, in the meantime, why don't you make yourself useful and get me a beer. Good girl."