Listen up Germany. I know you're not happy with us for sending over Lady GaGa, especially when she walks around in just her underwear, harassing your people. But really, you've been a dick in the past. A serious dick. I know you've apologized, but really, it's not enough, so deal with it. Just smile and take some photos with the girl and it will all be over soon enough. Lord know we put up with her most of the time, you can take her off our back for a little while. When she's gone, we can have a BBQ together or something ... yes, yes, I'll make some bratwurst. Jeez.