Think of the most ridiculous stupid thing in the world. Got it? Now, is it dumber than agreeing to be in Playboy and then not get nude? Nope, it's not - Heidi Montag beats you again.

The naked truth about Heidi Pratt's photos in the September issue of Playboy? She doesn't bare all.

"She's not nude," her sister Holly Montag told Usmagazine.com Monday at Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Classic in Coto De Caza, Calif. "Her Maxim cover was so gorgeous and tasteful, and I know Playboy is going to be the same. It's really cool that she can be part of the Playboy family. I love it. I go up there all the time and play poker. I love the girls there, and it's very cool to be a part of that legacy." (Us Magazine)

Ok, let's be fair here - This is a girl who married Spencer Pratt and is sisters with Holly Montag, so becoming part of a family that's made up of entirely blonde, idiot, whores reeeeeeeeeally isn't too much of a stretch for her. Still, good work on the posing for a nudie magazine without being nude, Heidi. Next up, she'll make a guest appearance on the Food Network where all she does is vomit.