No, say it's not so. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have broken up, according to Us Magazine. Now who will I not care about being together? Jessica, quick, find a man!

"Nobody cheated," a source close to the couple says. "This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions. It was a totally mutual decision." (Us Magazine)

The best part of this quote is the start - "Nobody cheated" - because clearly everyone had one thing on their mind. It's ok guys, just because this anonymous source said that no one cheated, it doesn't mean that we still can't play our favorite game: spot the whore. Ready. Go! Kim Kardashian? YOU WIN!