I got this email the other day with the title: Pics of Ali Larter's ass. "Ah," I said to myself, "most likely in a bikini. Sigh." But then I noticed there was a parenthesis at the end of the title: (Not In a Bikini), it said. "Ahha!" I said. So I rushed to open them up and...well...she's got a tiny ass. I mean, it's nice, it's smooth, it's the right shape - but my god, there's like nothing there. And without her head in these photos, everything becomes even creepier. Thanks Ali Larter for showing that around. I don't normally say this to beautiful women, but, uh, keep your underwear on.