Bar Refaeli went clubbing last week, and knowing that I could run into her while I'm out is maybe the greatest thing I've ever heard. While at, of all places, a bar, she did what all girls do - drink, dance and apparently take photos of the top of some dude's head. Hey, whatever, it's a party. My favorite part of these photos, though, is the Jenny McCarthy and Johnny Depp douche-look-a-likes behind her. Yeah, the ones who are too cool to get up from their seat and actually enjoying being at a club. Idiots. Man, if I was that close to Bar Refaeli, I think my eyes would glaze over, a smile would consume my face and I may even start drooling. I wouldn't even have to see her, just being near her would do it. One can only hope I someday get the chance.