I know, I'm as shocked as you are. We had this nice heart-to-heart where I explained why she needs to wear a bra, and I thought everything was good - But here she is again, going free-and-easy. Well, clearly I wasn't tough enough with the girl before. I didn't want to use this custom-made paddle with the words "Here For Support" engraved into the wood, but I guess I'll have to. Now Britney, bend over - This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me... Wait, did I say that right? Yeah, yeah, I did.