When I was little, I loved The Muppet Show. Hell, I still do. The weird creatures, the crazy music, the zany things they did each week - It was wonderful. Why, then, do I hate all of those same things when they're associated with Lady GaGa? Why does she torture me like this? And now she's trying to destroy those precious memories by wearing a Muppet's head as clothing. That's not clothing. That's not clothing at all! *Sobs*