Oh baby, you know what turns me on? Using specific formal words for everyday acts. Shakira knows this and that is why she's my Latin lover. Oh, I'm sorry, that's Latina-Woman-Sexual-Fornicator.

"I really want to reproduce," Shakira told the Associated Press . "I am so ready. I really would like to have a big belly, to walk around with my big belly."

Shakira is in the middle of the tour for her latest album, She Wolf. She's also building up her new alter-ego, named She Wolf (no, I'm not kidding), so she's not ready for a litter of pups just yet. But oh boy, when Shakira has a free moment, she's going to go wild.

"I can't bring a little wolf right now to the world in the middle of so many projects," she said. "Maybe next year after the tour, who knows?"

Poor Shakira's future kid. When he's born without fur and a tail, she's going to be so disappointed. Then she'll probably bite him until he's dead before howling at the moon and running off to the forest. When that happens, just let her go. We'll all be better off.