As an added bonus to those Kim Kardashian photos, here's something she posted in her blog that may make you want to kill yourself. Well, maybe it's not such a bonus, but it comes free anyway. And remember, for all you depressed girls out there, nothing kills my erection faster than you being goth.

"Since vampires are all the rage right now, Troy Jensen and I thought it would be cool to try out a more gothic, almost sinister look! This look was inspired by Prada's fall 2009 runway show and it is so unlike anything I've ever done!" she wrote. "And no, I didn't actually get rid of my eyebrows, haha. Troy used an eyebrow concealing wax to hide them! Pretty creepy, right? I call this my Twilight look! What do you think?"

I think that someone needs to find me a stake because I'm going vampire hunting. Yes I know they're not actually real, but sometimes you've just got to believe. Come on people, believe with me. Beliiiiiiiiiiiiieve. Also, a chunk of wood through the heart is going to destroy a person just as well as a vampire, so I think I'm good no matter what happens.