For the last few days, Holly Madison kept saying she was going to get married on her twitter page. People thought it might be to former boyfriend Hugh Hefner but it was actually someone who doesn't need a pill to get wood.

The 29-year-old “Peepshow” headliner posed for faux wedding photos with the Travelocity gnome. The stills will be used as part of an upcoming ad campaign for the discount travel Web site. (Las Vegas Sun)

I like this pairing. The Gnome's been all over the world, so he's already caught whatever whore diseases she's carrying. And judging from past relationships, Holly enjoys being with corpse-like creepy old men. It's win-win, baby!