You know your life is messed up when the most stable person you know is Janet Jackson. But apparently that's who Michael Jackson's three kids want as their new mommy.

While Michael Jackson’s mom, Katherine Jackson continues to fend off Debbie Rowe over the issue of custody for the late King of Pop’s kids, it’s Michael’s sister Janet Jackson who has emerged in the eyes of many as the favored caregiver for the three children. And, sources tell OK!, that appears to be just what Prince, Paris and Blanket want most.“All three want Janet to read to them at night,” a Jackson family friend says. “They just melt into her arms when she walks into the house.”

The feeling is mutual, adds the insider.

“Janet has completely bonded with those children in the last two weeks,” the friend continues. “She has been their rock. It’s clear to everyone that they are looking to her for comfort and guidance.” (OK Magazine)

In my mind, living with Janet Jackson would be a non-stop dance party where everyone has to wear pasties on their nipples. Of course, I'm usually wrong about these things. Like, I assumed Michael Jackson was a child molester, and oh boy was I wrong on that one, so who knows what would really happen here.