Is it? I don't know, she's turned around. It's hard to see. Whoever it is, she has a great ass. Fantastic ass. Wait, wait, she's turning around. Holy Hell, it is Megan Fox! Oh my God, Oh my God! Crap, she's looking this way. Quick, act casual, stop looking at her. Just be cool man, be cool.

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Ok, let's check to see if she's gone. Slowly turn back around. Do you think she saw us?

Crap.