Jessica Simpson can't seem to make up her mind recently. Does she want to be fat or skinny? Does she want to be in a relationship or not? Does she want to put on that white lacy thing I bought her and get me a beer or does she want to put on that red lacy thing I bought her and get me a beer. These are tough questions - luckily, she's single now and has the time to think about them.

Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson on Thursday, the night before her 29th birthday, a source close to the pop star told People Magazine.

"She is heartbroken," says the source. "She loves Tony (Romo). But it's been difficult lately. He's busy with his career and she's getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways."

Although Simpson's heart might be broken, she seems to remain hopeful about love. On Sunday, she Tweeted, "Everyone needs to know that hope floats ... grab the strings and pull it back to you."

You better believe there are a few things of Jessica's that I'd like to grab ... first and foremost, her sense of optimism. How does she stay so strong in such a trying, emotional time? It's very admirable. Also, her boobs, I'd like to grab her boobs. Wait, can I make that my first thing? I'd like to change my answer.