If there is one thing I love more than women, it is cars. Because I am a man, and men love women and cars and shaving with a switchblade. This is what men do. So when I saw that a few of my favorite manly things had been combined, I was so surprised I almost stopped lifting weights. Almost. Here are some pics from Kim Kardashian kicking off the Bullrun Rally, an insanely testosterone car race from New York to Texas. It is extreme! EXTREME! MACHO! MANLY! YES!!!!!!!!

...is the camera off?

Thank god. If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a bubble bath in my trailer while watching some Will and Grace reruns. Ah, heaven... What do you mean the red light means we're still filming? Aw poo...