Britney, can we talk? Come on over and take a seat. Now look, I know you're father basically controls your whole life, so you're looking for ways to rebel - but seriously, not wearing a bra ain't gonna do it. It didn't work for those hairy chicks in the '60s, and it won't work for you either. Don't get me wrong, we're all enjoying the massive cleavage and pointy nipples pressing their way through cotton, but if you're going to do it, let's go all the way. Next time you're out, just take off your shirt. Sure, see what happens. I bet you'll get your father's attention that way. It's worked for the thousands of chicks with daddy issues who go on Girls Gone Wild - and if they can go wild, so can you Britney, so can you.