It's so sad when Playboy bunnies get fat, it's like destroying a priceless piece of art that you also can have sex with. Kendra Wilkinson is in St. Lucia on her honeymoon and Jesus Christ has she been putting on weight. I just want to stand there and point at her, screaming, "Look at the fatty! LOOOOOOOOOOK AT THE FATTY!" Now, some people might blame this on the fact that she's "pregnant," but those people are idiots. Pregnancy does not make a woman fat. Everyone knows that babies come from the stork, who drops them down the chimney nine months after a woman exclaims, "I'm having a baby!" That's just science. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go have sex with my girlfriend - that's right, I'm going to stick my wee-wee up her pooper and wiggle. Oh man, it's going to be the best.