The courts were going to figure out today who gets Michael Jackson's kids, but now it's been moved to July 20. That's when we'll figure out who will raise the prince and princess of pop. Who will it be? It could be you! ... Maybe. I mean, stranger things have happened, I guess. Probably not, though.

The court date was moved at the request of Katherine Jackson, Michael's mother and temporary guardian of the children, and Debbie Rowe, the biological mother of Prince Michael I, 12, and Paris Michael Katherine Jackson, 11.

"We are pleased that the child custody hearing has been continued over until July 20th to further our progress and allow us to privately and amicably resolve this most important matter in a dignified manner for the benefit of the children first and all involved," a legal rep for Katharine said in a statement to Access Hollywood.

In the meantime, the children have begun schooling in, "How to be a Celebrity's Kid 101". They're learning all the necessary things like: making a scene in public, feeling you're better than everyone else, acting out in front of the media, drugs and where to buy them, drugs and how overdose on them, drugs and how to blame them for all the problems in your life, and of course, how to capitalize on your father's fame. Within five years, they'll be just like every other spoiled famous child we know and love. I, for one, cannot wait.