Paris is a land of sophisticated and beautiful woman. Unfortunately, no one told Britney Spears. For some reason, she decided to kill, skin, and de-feather a canary and wear it over her chest as she walked under the Eiffel Tower. Oh, and she made a point to do it without a bra - something that has recently become a signature move for Britney. What I love most is how, in every picture, it looks like her children are in pain. Well, they do say kids are the best judge of character. Also they can smell whore and it makes them cry.