The shoe company Candie's has had a lot of terrible spokeswomen - Kelly Clarkson, Hilary Duff and Fergie just to name a few awful choices. It's as if they go, "Who is the most annoying girl in pop-culture today? That one? Yeah, let's get her to sell our crap." This tradition continues today with new ads from their latest girl: Britney Spears. Only, not Britney now, but Britney back in the '90s, complete with blonde wig and smiles. This, of course, is not the sex-starved breakdown of a girl we know and love today. The turnaround really shouldn't shock you, as the current girl is not good for selling shoes. The current girl is only good for selling crack off a hooker's ass, and really, it doesn't need an endorsement - it sells itself.

I've included some shots from Britney's last show in Paris, just to show the two different worlds. I figure that if Concert Britney met Candie's Britney, Concert Britney would shank her. Shank her good.