While her fellow cast member was off dying somewhere after licking pigs, Emma Watson showed up to the premier of the latest Harry Potter movie looking like Mary Poppins. See, it works because both are British, both carry umbrellas and both are good at handling naughty boys. Oh yes, very naughty boys. Also, in an act I can only believe came from God himself, Emma decided to flash everyone her underwear. It even looks like she did it by choice rather than by accident. Hmm, perhaps it's actually her who needs a spanking for being naughty. Well, it's a tough job, but I think I'm man enough to pull it off. *Rolling up sleeves*