I'd never heard of this legendary place called Tao in Las Vegas until yesterday, but it's apparently a dream factory where all your wildest fantasies come true. It's like Willy Wonka's factory, only instead of candy it's...well, another kind of candy. This is the spot where Rihanna walked around nearly topless. Today, we learn it's also the spot where Holly Madison spent time hanging out in a bikini for the same Fourth of July celebration. Man, there is no where else I'd want to be for America's birthday. It clearly represents all the best parts of the holiday: Freeing my country from her tyrant, America the bootyfull, give me liberty or give me head...you know, all the stuff you learned in school.