There was a time when Lindsay Lohan actually knew how to dress... I mean, there had to be, right? Back when she was young and naive and before she sold all her clothes for coke? Those days are long gone, though, and will never ever return - no matter how much you shut your eyes and go, "Oh please, oh please, oh please." Nope, you still get Lindsay in a half-biker-chick-half-California-surfer-half-1920's-fedora-hat-look. Yes, I know that's more than one whole, that's how dumb this look is. SHE'S NOT EVEN WEARING THE HAT! Ugh. At least we get some Lohan side book... Ain't nothing wrong with Lohan side boob.