Cheryl "Tweedy" Cole is a famous singer and reality TV show judge. In England. Yeah, that's why you've never heard of her either. But holy god have we been missing out! Whoever came to Cheryl and went, "Ok, here's what I'm thinking: tiny dress, cut down the middle, see-through fabric, and bits of nature - you know, to class it up," is my freakin' hero. England, I don't know why we ever left you in the first place.