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Katie Holmes is Happy, Dammnit!
Brainwashing is a slow and tedious process. I should know, I'm still working on training my secret horde of chipmunk ninjas... all the nuts belong to me. Katie Holmes is also aware of this. For the longest time, she wasn't allowed out of Tom Cruise and Scientology's sight, but recently, her leash has been set a little longer. Soon, she's even going to get the chance to perform on national television - the 100th episode of So You Think You Can Dance.
A source told Us Magazine that the actress, 30, sings Garland's "Get Happy," from her 1950 musical, Summer Stock.

"They are making it seem like a huge Broadway production," another source told Us. "It's a massive set.

If anyone knows about being happy, it's Katie Holmes. She gets one hour of exercise everyday, clean food and water dishes, and a treat when she's good. Also, she gets to see her daughter Suri every other day - that is, when they're both not studying and praying to L. Ron Hubbard. It's a real good life, let me tell you.
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