In news that's going to shoot teenage girl suicides through the roof, one of the Jonas Brothers is now engaged. Which one? I don't know, they're all the same. I'll let Us Magazine work out the details:
The oldest Jonas Bro, Kevin, 22, popped the question to girlfriend Danielle Deleasa, 21, today, his rep confirmed.Kevin is the one who's still wearing his promise ring and swore off sex until marriage, so this move makes perfect sense. The only reason you marry a hair dresser from New Jersey is because she's a sure thing in bed. Actually, that's true for any girl from New Jersey. Kevin is going to have so much sex, you have no idea. He's going to pull his wife up on stage and just start banging her during his concert. Why not? He's married, he can do what he wants. You have a problem with that, then you have to bring it up with Jesus.He surprised Deleasa, a former hairdresser, with a cushion-cut diamond ring he codesigned with Jacob & Co. by showing up at her New Jersey home this morning.
