Look, I have no problem with "crazy". You want to go celebrity crazy and shave off all your hair and attack people with an umbrella? Awesome. You want to go mad scientist crazy and hold the world hostage with your weather machine. Best of luck to you. But when you go religious crazy, sir, you've gone a step too far... or in Spencer and Heidi's case, one giant leap off a cliff to far.

The newly religious pair went on Alex Jones' radio show, which is known for right-wing conspiracy insanity, and they matched him nutjob-for-nutjob:

"I was just saying about birth control, because I got very scared about it the other day and I felt like God was telling me that this was something just created by the government that is really bad for my body and I was just getting sick, and I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they'd never created it, how it morally corrupted society, it's just sickening to him," Heidi said in the longest sentence ever.

"How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body, how most women are suicidal sometimes on it, and in fact, in order to even stabilize the population right now, each woman would have to have three children, that the population is decreasing so much that population control is just a myth," she continued.

It gets better. They then start talking about how some nightclubs are supposedly having customers put microchips in their hands, so they can get into VIP areas. Spencer didn't like this - Not because it's creepy if true, but because it's the Devil's work!

"You would have to kill me before I get a chip, that would never happen," he said. "The fact that people are even already OK with this is sickening, I could throw up right now. A chip? Are we dogs? Not even dogs deserve chips. It says in the bible that it's the mark of the beast and that is a sign of worshipping the devil - so over my dead body would I ever get a chip in my body."

"My body belongs to Jesus Christ, to God alone, and no one will ever put anything in me, I will not worship the devil, I will not be conformed to this world, that will not happen," he continued.

I'm starting to think Spencer won't worship the devil because he actually IS the devil. It makes a lot of sense - the dude has no morals, he's hated by everyone, he sends his whore temptress wife out to do his bidding and he sacrifices orphans in a pit made from human bones. Nice, now I have the legal right to stab him with a cross the next time I see him. And even if I don't, is anyone going to stop me? Anyone? Anyone going to even try? Yeah, that's what I thought.