Denise Richards ran some errands the other day, but from the looks of these pictures, it seemed like all she did was stare at a piece of paper and wear tiny short-shorts. I wonder what was written on that list...

"Ok Denise, let's go through it. Does it look like I'm doing something when people take my photo? Check! Half-wave at the camera. Check! Do I look sort-of like a skanky whore? Check! Did I turn around a lot so they can get my ass? Check! Excellent, I'm all ready to go... Now I just wish I actually had something to do today.

Denise was out shopping for happiness and self-worth, but all she found was herself, and that just bummed us all out.