Forget the top hat. Screw the monocle. Go to hell, cummerbund. Everyone knows suspenders are the classiest thing a man can wear. Turns out it's true for women too. Just look at Keira Knightley's semi-topless pictures for her new Chanel ad campaign. I say "semi" because you can't see anything AND she's got suspenders over her chestal-area. Now, are these not the classiest things you've ever seen? You bet your high-class ass they are. In this outfit, I'd take her out to a cigar bar to drink brandy and talk about the stock market. We'd chat about the economy, do lines in the bathroom and go home to have sex, both thinking about the powerful political strategies of Ronald Regan... god, I miss the '80s.