Britney Spears may be insane, utterly controlled by her father and a terrible singer (author's opinion only, even if it's the right one), but she sure knows how to pull the media's strings like an evil puppet master. Over the weekend, Britney not only dyed her her brown, but also started wearing what mysteriously looks like an engagement ring. Oh Britney, you lovable scamp, you're pulling all the tricks to get back in the spotlight. Next you'll be showing up on the cover of Rolling Stone in a bra and acting in movies again. Then it's only a short trip back to crazy town. Welcome home, Britney, we missed you.