
Ah, a June wedding - a wonderful thing when trying to turn a whore into a lady... at least for one day, then she goes back to being a whore. Kendra Wilkinson wed NFL player Hank Baskett Saturday at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles. Because nothing says, "I love you," like, "This is where I used to get naked and bang dudes all the time."
"I’m ready to marry the man of my dreams," Wilkinson told Us Magazine shortly before tying the knot. "He’s one in a million. I’m so lucky."
This somewhat eloquent quote was then followed by drunk rambling on Kendra's blog, post-ceremony.
“Wussup everyone???? It’s the new Mrs. Hank Baskett!!!!!!!!! Ahhhh hahahahahha!! I cant believe I’m a married woman! Yayyyyy," she wrote.
Yeah, that's more like it. Now, originally Hef was supposed to walk Kendra down the isle, but last-minute she changed her mind and her brother Colin did it. Why? Is it not classy to have your former boyfriend/boss who you shared and sexed with two other girls be the closest person to you before you dedicate yourself to one man? Crap, I've got to tell Len he's out of my ceremony. The last thing I want to do is make things awwwwwwwwkward.