When Megan Fox wakes up in the morning, she snaps her fingers and a horde of professional Italian tailors comes running into her room. They then craft an outfit around her body in order to make her look like an incredibile sex goddess day after day. Seriously, there's no other way she looks this hot all the freakin' time. Megan went on the Late Show with David Letterman, and was awesome as always - stopping to sigh autographs with fans and chat up her adoring public. I'm starting to think that Megan Fox actually feeds on people getting off on her, like some mythical succubus. I'm actually pretty ok with that too. If Megan Fox wants to eat my soul to extend her beauty another five minutes, well, here's a straw Megan, drink it up!