Katy Perry is a weird chick. I'm all for the crazy pop-techno and the dressing up in costumes and taking pictures with switchblades, but this is just too much for my brain. Katy posted the above photo on twitter with this caption:

"I have no self control," she wrote.

No, what you have is no class. Come on, who owns their own bath food shelf AND a pizza trey, but no pizza slicer? You're using a knife to cut that pizza? Ugh. Katy Perry, you've got no taste whatsoever. Still, if there's once place to eat pizza, it is naked in the bath - that food can be messy.

Also, I'm curious who took this photo? I'm hoping it's the pizza guy. If so, how did you get him to deliver to your bathroom? He always waits at my door and is never happy to see me when I'm naked.