As a make-pretend woman's health doctor, I'm very glad that Katie "Jordan" Price took my advice to give herself frequent breast examinations while on vacation in Spain. That's good Katie, now, check to make sure they're still there. Good, good. Now, lift one up to make sure your implants haven't popped and deflated. Still the same size? Excellent. Ok, take off your top and do the backstroke for the next half an hour in the pool. What do you mean, what kind of examination is this? JUST DO IT!
