I love a restaurant with a sense of humor and a love of fine, sexy women. Carl's Jr. put Audrina Patridge in a gold bikini, had her roll around on a beach and then shove meat into her mouth, all to promote their Teriyaki Burger. Then they rolled out their slogan (for their food only): "More than a piece of meat." If Carl's Jr. was a guy, I would give him a hi-five and then take him out to a strip joint to get drunk and laid. He'd definitely be that dude who would take home one, no, two strippers from the place and then I wouldn't see him for three days. Later I would find out he was stabbed and robbed and he's now in the hospital. That dude always has the best stories. Carl's Jr., you the man.