Paris Hilton was in Dubai and did what everyone does there - make out with dolphins in rainbow glasses. It's actually kind of sweet, the two met at a bar and one thing led to another... After, they emailed back and forth for a while, but the dolphine broke it off when he learned he had caught syphilis, herpes and crabs, which seems amusing because he lives in the ocean, but it's not... it's really not. The dolphin did get his own reality show out of it, though: Blow Hos, coming soon to MTV. It's gonna be great.