It's a sad day when the celebrity gossiper becomes the celebrity gossip, but it seems to happen more often than not with Perez Hilton. The dude apparently has a 'beef' with the Black Eyed Peas, and, the way he tells it, their manager coldcocked him. I don't like celebrating Perez Hilton's nonsense, but if he got hit, I'm throwing a parade.

Hilton said he got into an argument with band members Fergie and will.i.am at the Cobra nightclub early Monday morning and was punched outside by Polo Molina, the band's tour manager. They were at the club following a Sunday night video awards show.

Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, complained about the incident on the microblogging site Twitter. He tweeted at 4 a.m.: "I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke." (AP)

If it's no joke, then why is everyone laughing, Perez? Apparently this whole thing stemmed from Hilton calling will.i.am a word that's not so friendly with the gay community (which Perez is proudly part of).

"He was like 'You need to respect me.' He was in my face. He was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me," Hilton said. "I was like 'I don't need to respect you. I don't respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said 'You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot.'"

See, Perez Hilton spends so much time on the Internet, he forgot in real life you will be hit for using words like that. Usually he's on a chatroom insulting people's mothers, giggling to himself as he takes gel from his hair to jerk himself off. So thank you Mr. Polo, you've done us all a favor. Just remember, I got no 'beef' with you or your group and I don't want no trouble. Not all celebrity bloggers are like Perez... Jonas Brothers, on the other hand, you shut your dirty whoring mouths or I'm backhanding them.