Men, it's lesson time. Apparently, you can tell what type of mood Megan Fox is in by the clothes she's wearing. See Example A and B below from the Transformers premier in Moscow. In pink, Megan Fox is flirty and sexy. In black, Megan Fox is a raving bitch who hates life's joys like roses and fat people. Now, don't fret, I've put together a simple chart that you can go by to judge the mood of Ms. Fox: Red = You're going to be kicked in the face. Repeatedly. Yellow = You may be seeing a nipple. Green = There will be a lot of giggles. Silver = Robot-time. Blue = MEGAN FOX NEVER WEARS BLUE! Please refer to this at all times and... Holy hell, is she wearing orange? What does that mean!