I hate to do two Lindsay posts in a row, but this is important. Ok, not really, but still, it's funny. Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are now officially over. Officially. The DJ has ended the relationship with her on-again/off-again lesbenemenen love-friend.

"Sam let Lindsay back into her life as a friend, but now even a friendship seems impossible," a source close to Ronson told People Magazine. "No matter how many times she promises to change, Lindsay loses control and starts acting like a maniac."

"She is telling everyone that Sam dumped her again, but it makes no sense since they never got back together," the source claimed.

I imagine that Sam got tired of being near a jobless ginger who smelled like the record-breaking amount of dudes who'd been inside of her. Although E! News is reporting that Nicole Richie, ruiner of BFFs, may have something to do with it.

"Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay," says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend's birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. "Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay," says the source. After Sam had dinner with Nicole at Izakaya last night, a source says she gave Linds the kiss-off.

I wonder how Lindsay will take this news. I imagine calmly and rationally as she channels the intense emotions into her work to become the greatest actress of our generation. That is, if she would ever get off the damn bar floor. *Kick* Listen, crazy-lady, you've had like 12 too many. No, we don't have any coke here. Go home.