Abigail Clancy showed up with all of her hotness to the National Television Awards in London and presented her case for the sexiest British chick alive title. There's really no such thing, of course, but if it did exist the battle would be hosted in my pants (where Abi is always welcome).

When it comes to winning real contests, Clancy was the winner of Britain's version of Next Top Model, which shouldn't come as much of a surprise. She also made headlines for dating Liverpool striker Peter Crouch - a clear reminder that I should've kept playing soccer after high school and relocated to London.